quote of the day

Toast always lands buttered-side down, and a cat always lands feet first. I propose we strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches from the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a hovering monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

-John Frazee (Journal of Irreproducible Results)

1 comment:

Derek Lidbom said...

Best use for cats I've heard yet.